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Dear fellow citizens and fellow celebrants, when we think back today, in the year 2000, to those long-gone times when people were forced to do everything themselves that is now done by ingeniously designed machines, we are overcome by a quiet horror. In the most primitive way, people were forced to walk, write, eat, speak, and sometimes even think for themselves. How fortunate we are that we no longer have to do this today. As proof of this, you see no living speaker before you today, but rather I, the speaking machine, have the pleasure of welcoming you all on behalf of the organizers of this celebration. Free from all the worries that responsible work used to burden us with, I urge you to indulge yourselves today in pleasure, all the more so as this laudable endeavor is made easier for you by all the achievements of the year 2000. And therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I call out to you as loud as my construction allows: Enjoy yourselves!
Source: Gustav Schönwald, Festrede zum Sprechmaschinenfest im Jahre 2000, 1908. Stiftung Deutsches Rundfunkarchiv